Safari

Safari trip with film cameras? You need a speed of light to change your film whenever it reaches the end of the spool and there's a great moment in front of you. And another thing about going on a safari trip: I want to steal those big cats as pets.

Isn't this Nala and Sarabi? We saw Mufasa.

 "I just kicked out from my last job. I can give you my name card and tell me if there's a circus I can do. Thanks, bro."

 "You shall not pass!" Oh wait, you watch LOTR? Or is it LOTB (Lord of the Bulls)?

 Can't tell if it's a real bear or a human being in a bear costume.

 "You go around or I'll stuck my horn onto your head. We're trying to watch football here. Scoot."

 "Hey MTV, wassup? Welcome to ma cribs and now I will introduce you to ma family. They're chillin in the living room, let's go check em."

 "Olloo, is this a drive thru cause I'm really starving."

 Hippos. Opening mouth since 1875.

Don't even know that they like carrots. It tickles to hear the chewing voice.

 "I'm gonna need your license if you wish to walk across. My crossing ain't free, you people."

 "Who's Bambi? We are much hotter."

"Can I have some carrots, please? I'll trade with my horns."